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residookey by Love2laugh89 May 5, 2020
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residookie
After eating a puss, from the 69 position, one may find some dung residue in their nasal cavity, dubbed residookie. Slang, Residuke, plur. Residukes
Man, after I ate out Angela, I could smell her residookie for days.
Vanessa's residuke smells just like Panda Express.
Vanessa's residuke smells just like Panda Express.
residookie by art_gatorade December 24, 2009
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Residoody
Hey Nana, what the hell did you have for lunch? I know you flushed, but there was still some residoody left in the bottom of the bowl.
Residoody by Fattymcghee February 9, 2017
Residook
Residook may be experienced after anal exploration.
Residook takes many forms. It's frequently seen as a brownish film, butt it can also take a nutty or chunky form which quickly transforms itself to a streak often mistaken for a skid mark. Actual skid marks are caused by a leader piece or turtle tail which has exited the anus but still resides as part of a larger turd. Residook is taken from inside the anus.
Perhaps the most difficult to identify form of residook is when a digit (fingers or toes) is used to explore inside the brown eye. After removal, residook finds a new home under the nail causing many people with residook to be mistaken for an auto mechanic.
Residook takes many forms. It's frequently seen as a brownish film, butt it can also take a nutty or chunky form which quickly transforms itself to a streak often mistaken for a skid mark. Actual skid marks are caused by a leader piece or turtle tail which has exited the anus but still resides as part of a larger turd. Residook is taken from inside the anus.
Perhaps the most difficult to identify form of residook is when a digit (fingers or toes) is used to explore inside the brown eye. After removal, residook finds a new home under the nail causing many people with residook to be mistaken for an auto mechanic.
"Brian fingerbanged his chick's ass last night and has residook under the fingernails of his index and middle fingers."
Residook by General Bonch February 15, 2019
residookie
(Addition to current definition): The ACTUAL residue left in the bowl after attempting to flush... I.E.: Skidmarks
residookie by Rick KLU December 29, 2007
Residoody
This is the term for residual fecal matter stuck on the sides of a toilet bowl after a flush. Alternately, the focal matter remaining on a butt after an incomplete wipe.
Residoody by John Buggo March 13, 2019
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