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Residook 

Residook may be experienced after anal exploration.

Residook takes many forms. It's frequently seen as a brownish film, butt it can also take a nutty or chunky form which quickly transforms itself to a streak often mistaken for a skid mark. Actual skid marks are caused by a leader piece or turtle tail which has exited the anus but still resides as part of a larger turd. Residook is taken from inside the anus.

Perhaps the most difficult to identify form of residook is when a digit (fingers or toes) is used to explore inside the brown eye. After removal, residook finds a new home under the nail causing many people with residook to be mistaken for an auto mechanic.
"Brian fingerbanged his chick's ass last night and has residook under the fingernails of his index and middle fingers."
Residook by General Bonch February 15, 2019
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Residoodle

A cross between an apartment building, a strip mall, an office building, a parking deck, a corporate art exhibit, and a poodle. Usually erected quickly and filled with fembots and banker bros from other areas of the country who walk their doodle pooches around the sidewalks and forget to bring a doodlepooh bag.
I dropped my Tinder date off at the new residoodle downtown off Main and she asked me to come in for tea and some anal sex.
Residoodle by TBrooksWan February 25, 2019
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residoodle

The orange coating left on your fingers and lips after consuming cheese puff snacks. (Cheese Doodles, Cheetos, etc.)
After dusting off a bag of Cheese Doodles, Speedy had to wash the residoodle off his hands.
residoodle by Randman January 17, 2006

residookie 

After eating a puss, from the 69 position, one may find some dung residue in their nasal cavity, dubbed residookie. Slang, Residuke, plur. Residukes
Man, after I ate out Angela, I could smell her residookie for days.

Vanessa's residuke smells just like Panda Express.
residookie by art_gatorade December 24, 2009

residookie 

The aftersmell of a fart or poop most often after it should of aired out already.
Man whats that smell? Must be a little residookie in here.
The residual poop inside the anus even after wiping and thinking you're clean from defecating. The toilet paper is clean and you feel as your butthole is clean, but you're actually not.

The after effects of resi-dook is when your butthole itches and sweats from trying to clean itself. You need to go and re-wipe to help rid the resi-dook.
I took a huge dump an hour or two ago, and now my butthole itches and is all sweaty from the resi-dook inside. I need to re-wipe!!
resi-dook by dougied666 November 19, 2012

Residoo-doo 

Particles and/or marks left in the toilet bowl after the first flush.
Before using the toilet, Brett had to flush his brother's residoo-doo.
Residoo-doo by J.Kree March 15, 2009
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