renegeotiate 

To unfeelingly yank da rug out from under somebody who's already agreed to your terms, while selfishly/invalidly packaging said flimflammery-fiasco as a necessary "we need to talk" alteration.

Da tiger promised da Brahman dat he wouldn't eat him if he let him outta da cage, but then he renegeotiated said promise and thus forced said naive trusting soul to try to get some other living creature to agree with him dat da tiger was doing da wrong thing.

renegeotiate by QuacksO February 6, 2023

National contract renegotiation day

February 3 is the day of the year you can renegotiate the contract or agreement you are currently in

Glad it's national contract renegotiation day, cause I need more money

National contract renegotiation day by Overworkedunderpaid February 3, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004