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Randomous Cortex

The part of your brain in which totally ridiculous and random ideas, thoughts, sentences, words are produced. Usually resulting in extreme hilarity or complete confusion among both the speaker and their audience.
Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.

randomousity 

Something that happens randomly; spur of the moment; unplanned.
Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?

Jill: yeah, what about it?

Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!

Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!

Rynormous 

Terribly out of control,larrge scale problem, over inflated, unimaginable.

Verb:to lose control, going postal, unhinged
Goodness that guy shot a Rynormous 75 through 9 holes jeepers!
Check his tongue he has a rynormous issue going on in there.
Rynormous by Jutt mcquill April 8, 2025

Rynormous 

Wildly out of control, massive infestation, unbelievabley bad.
can you believe how Rynormous johnnys 75 through 9 holes at league was?
Check that boys tongue he has a rynormous issue going on in there!
Ricky we are out of creatine that’s a Rynormous problem.
Rynormous by Jutt mcquill April 8, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026