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The act of making oneself look presentable again after a sustained period of exertion: sexual or otherwise.

I was all rekempting myself after that 3 hour final coz that fine honey will be at the party tonight.

rekempt by demongolemz December 2, 2011

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Red Dead Redemption 2

The reason I failed school

DUDE, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. I WAS ON ALL NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE FINAL. whatever, i still have red dead redemption 2 though.

Red Dead Redemption 2 by STEPMOMPINGASRRR November 14, 2018

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Red Dead Redemption 2

Arguably the best video game that Rockstar Games has ever made as well as one of the greatest video games of all time. Universally acclaimed by fans and critics alike for its realism, storyline, and character developement. A hard to deny evidence that God exists.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a much better alternative to degeneracy in society such as doing drugs, having unprotected sex, and going to lame parties/raves.

Red Dead Redemption 2 by Jon Win November 25, 2018

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Red dead redemption 2

A game so good that your mom plays it. A game so good that boner energy was created from it. A game so good that it makes cry. Now that’s a good game

9 year old prefer fortnite...... means red dead redemption 2 is better

Red dead redemption 2 by Cory games November 15, 2019

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Red Dead Redemption

Better than GTA IV

Red Dead Redemption is the most epic game of all time.

Red Dead Redemption by marston89 May 7, 2010

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Red Dead Redemption 2

One of the greatest games ever made, like ever. It has an amazing story with a beautiful open world and great character development. If you’re looking for a game to buy I’d recommend.

Guy 1: have you played Red Dead Redemption 2 yet?
Guy 2: YES! ITS AMAZING!

Red Dead Redemption 2 by Big boi fanny December 2, 2020

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Red Dead Redemption 2

its a game about western from 2018 made by your favourite dev ever rockstar who made gta v

1980: ill bet we will have flying cars in the future

2018: Red Dead Redemption 2: Horse balls shrink in cold weather

Red Dead Redemption 2 by gay idiot November 11, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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