Filter

To empty the tank...to let the boys go swimming... I’m talking about jacking your dick ladies and gentlemen. When a man gets backed up, he needs to filter, to get out with the old, and bring in the new. Without filtering you’d get prostate cancer.

I love to filter!!!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR December 18, 2018

Trump's wall

Something that should be but sadly isn't :(

Did you see trump's wall?

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR July 19, 2017

Damon

The guy who stole your girl.

Me: Who’s Taylor dating?
God: A fuckface named Damon.

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR June 22, 2018

Kim Jong un

The unstoppable rocket man!

Guy 1 (listening to the Elton John song "rocket man"

Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!

Guy 1: what?

Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR January 05, 2018

Money

Something every one wants/needs, but nobody has.

Damn man I need some money!!!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR November 24, 2018

Red Dead Redemption 2

The reason I failed school

DUDE, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. I WAS ON ALL NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE FINAL. whatever, i still have red dead redemption 2 though.

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR November 14, 2018

Black dad

A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!

Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”

Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR September 14, 2018