regrexting

The action of sending a "regrext," a text you know that you will regret later.

"I was so drunk last night that I regrexted my ex-boyfriend."

"Are you regrexting right now? I thought you weren't going to talk to her anymore."

by Rowesy January 19, 2013

Retreating Glacier

A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.

I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night

by Bang-C February 24, 2011

recreating

The act of engaging in recreational activities

I was thinking about doing some recreating at the National Park this weekend.

by Pickle Controller November 29, 2018

Reflexting

The moment someone tells you a juicy story & your first reflex is to grab your phone & text someone what you just found out.

Tessa- Yea, Tyler totally fingered Emma.
Linda- No way!
*Grabs phone & texts Matt* (<-- Reflexting)

Linda- Tyler fingered Emma.
Matt- She cheated on Bryan!?
Linda- Yea she's totally "Slide to Unlock"

by Chawwley Bucket July 25, 2011

Retreating Hairline

Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.

"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."

"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."

by USH333 May 22, 2009

Rejexting

Rejexting - Sending another person a hookup text and getting a solid no.

me- alright. can i be honest?
her- you want me? i know
me- hahah shut up loser. act like you dont want me
her- nope.

Dude, I was wasted Sexted jennifer to come over, she texted "im in bed with someone"
Talk about rejexting..

by Eddie Mountain June 11, 2010

regretiniscence

The mixture of feelings of bitterness, sadness and regret when you realize a song lyric, scene from a movie, or some other kitschy moment is indeliably etched into your memory, wasting those brain cells for more deserving works.

I just heard Elton John's "Ticking" for the first time in probably twenty-five years and I recited every lyric, what a terrible regretiniscence.

by Hartnoy February 20, 2011