(police officer) I see that you were speeding sir, may I please have your license and registration?
(speeder) I certainly do have a license dear officer, but as you can clearly see it was so goddam hotoutside, that my regist-ER-ation caught fire while resting in the dashboard.
A woman who changes the lives of everyone she meets. It’s hard to compare her to any other woman except saints and supermodels. She is a fantastic person in every possible way. She is a deep thinker and always acts with poise and intentionality. This is because she constantly thinks about making every moment count and has the heart to impact every person for the better. She doesn’t just cook; she creates masterpieces. She doesn’t just play music; she revolutionizes the industry. She will never fail to touch your soul. When you meet Regita, the missing pieces in life are realigned. NASA is wasting its time looking for life outside of Earth because Regita is out of this world, and she is right here among us.
Julio: Regita inspires me to become a better human.
Amanda: She inspires me to be true to myself.
Liz: She inspires me to stop my toxic habits.
To have preformed the act of getting less than 2 hours of sleep for a streak of no less than 5 days.
Derived from Regis High School, where students regis for 4 straight years of their life.
person 1: yo man, i just regis'd last night!
person 2: how much homework have you done?
person 1: *passes out due to lack of sleep*
person 1: i just totally regis'd for this final today person 2: how long did you study for it?
person 1: *passes out due to lack of sleep*
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*