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Some part of your computer that does nothing but cause problem. Computer crashing? Probably has something to do with the registry. Unfortunately enough your average computer-user has no idea that the registry even exists.
Viruses, Spam, Ad-Ware, Hackers, and a screwed up Registry are all possibilities as to why your computer sucks ass.
by K Jizzle October 26, 2005
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Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.
Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry
by Chris June 19, 2006
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The absolute best guys to have on your side. The registry team at universities are normally a bunch of massive nerds but they will always help you out if they can. They spend all day dealing with student data on databases so get WAY too excited when they get a chance to talk to a real life human. Also supply huge amounts of cake and peach rings to staff and students alike.
I needed a new ID card and Registry sorted me out
by peachringsrock June 18, 2024
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duPont REGISTRY

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A magazine where the world's wealthiest, richest, luckiest, people go to shop. Buyers look can look at Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bentley, Yacht, and million dollar houses. Dreamers act like they can buy from it.
LeBron James bought his Bentley from the duPont REGISTRY.
by RickRichBichJames April 13, 2010
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long gun registry

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A list of legally owned rifles and shotguns so far costing Canadians over 2 billion dollars. This list does not include criminally owned guns, smuggled or illegal guns.

The first step towards creating a police state
Considering the long gun registry has not saved one life, prevented one crime or kept illegal guns out of the hands of criminals it has only one use. The confiscation of legally attained and owned property

Endorsed by the Canadian association of Police Chiefs as
life saving tool. It is actually used by the police to confiscate law abiding citizens guns in order to appear tough on crime.

The gun registry costs tax payers 40-60 million dollars a year.

The registry should not be confused with testing, licensing, and background checks as it is completely separate
by hillbillyr October 23, 2010
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net registry

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A Web Hosting & Domain Company that failed.

Usually referred to as NR
Net Registry fails at everything they touch.
by egroj jorge May 15, 2008
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net registry

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Net Registry has the opposite to the 'midas touch'

They have whats called the 'turn to shit touch'

EPIC FAIL

cheers

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Everything Net Registry Touch, it all just turn to shit EPIC FAIL
by Joesph Mahonie May 19, 2008
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