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Jacob Reed 

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011
Related Words
reehd • Reed • Reeha • REEH • Reehan • Reeda • Reed College • Reedib • Reeding • Reedo
(verb): to lick someone's face. Created because of actor Norman Reedus's penchant for licking people's faces.
"He's so fine I just want to reedus him."

"He reedused me and it was so hot."
reedus by Luvrte66 June 11, 2013

Reeduslut 

One who is fanatically, obsessively, incredibly and irreversibly lost in admiration, love, obsession, and fangirl/fanboy-status over one Norman Reedus.
A Reeduslut may become hysterical the sight of Norman Reedus, or the mere mention of his name. She may also be found rewatching Boondock Saints and its sequel upwards of thirty times, as well as religious viewings of The Walking Dead. She is most likely able to recite quotes from any given piece of work, tell you Norman’s favorite foods, music, colors, and inform you how cute his son, Mingus, is.
Calling Norman Reedus anything other than perfect in the presence of a Reeduslut may be detrimental to your health.
Girl watching a movie: Look! Norman Reedus is in this movie!
Reeduslut: *screams and faints*
Reeduslut by Reeduslut April 9, 2013

Anal Reed 

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.
Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.
Anal Reed by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias August 5, 2012

Jay Reed Fan 

A Fake Team Fan ( Rooting For Or And Liking A Team That's Not Your Original Team )..... A Person Who Just Want To Be Included In A Movement Or Group.... #JayReedAssFan #FakeAssFan #JayReedAssNigga
You Ain't No Redskins Fan..... Setting Here Rooting And Or Liking The Dallas Cowboys...You A Jay Reed Fan....#JayReedFan #JayReedAssNigga #FakeAssFan
Jay Reed Fan by Bocky Smith December 24, 2019
Reehan, Is a kind and caring person that loves to have quality time with friends, family, and everyone around them.
He loves to hang out with others just like him and whenever he is around similar people, they can have a lot of fun!
Reehan is very talented in all of his aspects, his friendship, popularity, hobbies, you name it, Reehan is brilliant at it.
Mark: Hey Brad, Wanna Hang Out With Reehan?
Brad: Why Wouldn`t I, He`s Reehan!
Reehan by JollyFoe29 December 18, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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