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reeds by enbyfrog January 28, 2022

reeds rained 

to be absolutely, rediculously, smashed out of your face drunk.

this comes from the fact that you can say absolutley anything and you know it means to be very drunk.
Reeds Rains just happened to be the nearest building when this was thought up.
"omg i was so reeds rained last night, i chundered all over wetherspoons"
reeds rained by katie wood February 6, 2008

Reeds School Boy's 

A place where only the most psychotic of posh cunts are sent. Also know for its large nonce and stalker population. They are commonly known to the rest of the country as 'slimy'.
Girl 1: Do you know any slimy boy's.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, all the Reeds School Boy's.

dead on the reeds 

very very high out of your mind.
Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.
dead on the reeds by snakemanjames August 19, 2009

Wading Through The Reeds 

The Process during gay anal intercourse where the other man has a hairy swamp ass and you need to find your way to the anal hole
I went wading through the reeds last night and barely made it without getting too wet
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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