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red hand 

When someone is striked on their (often bare) back with the palm of the hand, leaving a red imprint or red hand on their back. Can be done in the changing rooms or any other opportunity
He was getting changed and lookin the other way, so i gave him a red hand!
red hand by The Anon November 3, 2008
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red hand 

When you finger a girl on her period then proceed to masturbate with the same hand without cleaning off her period blood
My girlfriend caught me doing a red hand with her sister.
red hand by OG s3a n0od13 June 18, 2017

red hand 

1. one who is caught red-handed.
2. a murderer.
1. The inmate is a red hand. He was caught while stealing money from the till.
2. The red hand was sentenced to life.
red hand by uttam maharjan July 31, 2011

Red hand of ulster

A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back
I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!

red hand gang

All people who have accidentally fingered a girl who has the painters in. Named after the early 20th century Serbian revolutionary group
Dammit, I seem to have joined the red hand gang again. Stupid bitch.
red hand gang by aleij October 1, 2007

the red hand 

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch
Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
the red hand by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

The red hand of Ulster 

This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.
'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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