Definitions by Jimmybobby123

The red hand of Ulster 

This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.

'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'

The red hand of Ulster by Jimmybobby123 November 30, 2007