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Red John 

A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.
Red John by LadyKT33 September 23, 2003

Red John 

A 19-year old dude who looks like a 12-year old boy, wears women's clothing, and has a righteous funk about him.
Man, if you don't wash yourself, your gonna smell like Red John.
Red John by Chesterpoop September 1, 2003

Rachel Red Johnson 

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat
Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.
Rachel Red Johnson by ohhnooo July 9, 2011

johnny red eye 

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.
johnny red eye by Stanski May 31, 2016

Johnnie Walker Red 

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.
Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.

Johnny Red Shoes 

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
Johnny Red Shoes by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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