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Red John 

One who LOVES the cock any way they can get it
your pullin a red john with those pants
Red John by thuggz Mcnasty September 4, 2003
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Red John 

A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.
Red John by LadyKT33 September 23, 2003

Red John 

A 19-year old dude who looks like a 12-year old boy, wears women's clothing, and has a righteous funk about him.
Man, if you don't wash yourself, your gonna smell like Red John.
Red John by Chesterpoop September 1, 2003

Rachel Red Johnson 

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat
Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.
Rachel Red Johnson by ohhnooo July 9, 2011

johnny red eye 

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.
johnny red eye by Stanski May 31, 2016

Johnnie Walker Red 

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.
Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.

Johnny Red Shoes 

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
Johnny Red Shoes by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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