rectum wrangler

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass

"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.

by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.

Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!

by werALLskrewd November 3, 2010