rectom ranger 

a really really gay man.

john:oh today is a lovely day..

gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.

john:u sir are a rectom ranger!

rectom ranger by hyena August 1, 2007

Rectom Ranger 

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

Rectom Ranger by stlrsfan October 22, 2011

rectum ranger 

One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.

<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.

rectum ranger by Brickman March 20, 2003

rectum ranger 

butt pirate or bum bandit

Jim is a full-on rectum ranger

rectum ranger by biff malibu May 13, 2005

Texas Rectum Ranger 

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

Texas Rectum Ranger by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013

rectum ranger 

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

rectum ranger by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

Homosexual Rectum Ranger 

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.

Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

Homosexual Rectum Ranger by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006