rectom

a thing up your ass that makes shit stink

tom:sally your shit stinks whats wrong with your rectom??
sally: wtf??

by fragery May 21, 2006

rectom ranger

a really really gay man.

john:oh today is a lovely day..

gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.

john:u sir are a rectom ranger!

by hyena August 01, 2007

rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

by stlrsfan October 22, 2011