rectom

a thing up your ass that makes shit stink

tom:sally your shit stinks whats wrong with your rectom??
sally: wtf??

by fragery May 21, 2006

rectom ranger

a really really gay man.

john:oh today is a lovely day..

gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.

john:u sir are a rectom ranger!

by hyena August 1, 2007

rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

by stlrsfan October 22, 2011

rectumobile

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.

"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."

by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

Rectum reboot

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

rectumcilliation

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.

Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

by pelhampkwy93 April 5, 2013