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rectom ranger
a really really gay man.
john:oh today is a lovely day..
gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.
john:u sir are a rectom ranger!
gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.
john:u sir are a rectom ranger!
rectom ranger by hyena August 1, 2007
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rectom-sectomy
An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.
rectom-sectomy by ArdiWD August 19, 2003
Rectom Ranger
Rectom Ranger by stlrsfan October 22, 2011
rectumobile
An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.
"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."
"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"
"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."
"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"
"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."
rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006
rectumcilliation
When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.
rectumcilliation by pelhampkwy93 April 5, 2013
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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