a thing up your ass that makes shit stink
tom:sally your shit stinks whats wrong with your rectom??
sally: wtf??
by fragery May 8, 2006
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john:oh today is a lovely day..

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john:u sir are a rectom ranger!
by hyena June 30, 2007
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An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.
"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."
by ArdiWD August 19, 2003
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