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A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.

Dont look Down! Their is rectalfury in that toilet bowl!

rectalfury by Bottlehead April 28, 2005

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rectal fury

The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.

That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!

rectal fury by BAFUNGUDAMICHI June 28, 2005

Rectalfy

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.

Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"

Rectalfy by CJ Slick October 28, 2013

Rectalfy

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.

Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...

Rectalfy by Shaun C August 8, 2016

Rectalfried

Rectal trauma resulting in a burning soreness then subject is said to be rectalfried.

Many Jimmy passed out drunk at a party the other night and in the morning he was rectalfried.

Rectalfried by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026