rectalfury

A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.

Dont look Down! Their is rectalfury in that toilet bowl!

by Bottlehead April 28, 2005

rectal fury

The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.

That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!

by BAFUNGUDAMICHI June 28, 2005

Rectalfy

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.

Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"

by CJ Slick October 28, 2013

Rectalfy

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.

Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...

by Shaun C August 8, 2016

Rectalfried

Rectal trauma resulting in a burning soreness then subject is said to be rectalfried.

Many Jimmy passed out drunk at a party the other night and in the morning he was rectalfried.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008