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To voluntarily stay back a year in school to compensate for lack of size and/or skill
I reclassed to be able to play baseball better.
Reclass by JimmyJim4756 May 1, 2024

Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
Relass your Ass by coyuyo October 16, 2015

realassfriendphobic 

Being afraid of having a real ass friend.
Man you realassfriendphobic

theory of relasstivity 

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
A combination of forreal and deadass; used in the most serious of times.
Person 1: Did you really forget to bring home milk?
Person 2: Realass, I did sorry
Realass by morghabi March 4, 2018

RealAssDarkseid

Damn... Tyler's a RealAssDarkseid