When you buy a brand new glass coffee table, lay underneath it with your mouth gaping open, and your girlfriend shits on the glass table, you lick your lips wanting it more and more in your mouth but can’t get to it.
I was so excited after buying our first glass coffee table, We did a rear spew window to christen the table in the room.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.