When you buy a brand new glass coffee table, lay underneath it with your mouth gaping open, and your girlfriend shits on the glass table, you lick your lips wanting it more and more in your mouth but can’t get to it.
I was so excited after buying our first glass coffee table, We did a rear spew window to christen the table in the room.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.