Reamer

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.

Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it

by James February 3, 2004

reamer

these definitions are completley wrong. a reamer is one who eats the assholes of others. dervied from the greek reamus= to eat ass.

jeff is one hot reamer. my ass is on fire.

by the undying zombie March 13, 2008

reamer

one who gives rather than recieves, as opposed to 'reamee'

Jane said she wanted to be on top, but she and Dick both knew Dick was to be the reamer this time.

by remarcus May 1, 2004

Reamer Club

An organization of unembarrassable Purdue University students that promotes school spirit, embraces the school's traditions, and cares for the University's official mascot, the Boilermaker Special.

Gee, who is that singing in a circle by the fountain? Must be the Reamer Club!

by Fall 08 PC (NRD) October 21, 2008

cunt reamer

huge cock, ie enormous penis

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit

by turdlunch October 4, 2005

Edison Reamer

Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman whose work formed the basis of modern direct current electric power (DC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.

by ChuckGoldmember September 17, 2008

rectum reamer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - suggesting he likes to ream rectums (which he probably does)

John: Fucken rectum reamer loves that mangina, Ted
Ted: He sure does John, what a faggot

by Kallum October 7, 2007