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realisologist 

A practitioner of 'realisology'. A person who takes thoughts and makes them into a physical entity, a person who makes thoughts real.
Bert the caveman was the first realisologist, he made the thoughts that he had of something and took action by bringing them together into the real world and made the very first wheel.
realisologist by MrPwrites February 26, 2015

Realitology

The study of reality as a social construction, examined through the lenses of cognitive realism, cognitive relativism, and cognitive determinism. Realitology asks: how do human minds, cultures, and institutions collectively produce what feels like 'the real'? It draws on cognitive science, sociology of knowledge, and philosophy to explore how perception is shaped by categories, how communities construct shared worlds, and how those worlds constrain what can be thought or done. Realitology doesn't deny an external world; it insists that our access to it is always mediated, and that different realities can coexist—not all equally valid, but all constructed.
Example: “His realitology work showed that 'the economy' is not a thing but a set of measurements, models, and narratives—real in effect, but constructed nonetheless.”

Realitology

The study of reality itself using the Kremlinological method—treating “reality” not as a given but as a contested construct produced by institutions, media, and power. Realitologists analyze what is presented as “common sense,” what is labeled “conspiracy theory,” and what is simply ignored, inferring the hidden mechanisms that define the real for a society. Like Sovietologists parsing Pravda for clues about crop failures, realitologists parse official statements, scientific consensus documents, and social media trend lines to map how reality is manufactured and challenged. The field is crucial for understanding propaganda, disinformation, and the breakdown of shared reality in polarized societies.
Example: "Her realitology research traced how a false rumor about election fraud became ‘real’ for millions—not through evidence, but through repetition by trusted influencers and the strategic absence of correction."
Realitology by Abzugal April 2, 2026

Realitology

The study of “reality” using Sovietology/Kremlinology methods: analyzing how what counts as real is socially constructed, institutionally maintained, and rhetorically deployed. Realitology treats reality not as a brute given but as a dynamic achievement—something that is constantly negotiated, enforced, and contested. It examines how scientific facts are stabilized, how social realities (money, nations, gender) are maintained, and how claims to “realism” are used to foreclose alternatives. By treating reality as a process rather than a foundation, realitology opens space for asking: what realities are possible, and who gets to decide?
Example: “His realitology work traced how the ‘reality’ of economic recession was constructed through statistical models, media narratives, and policy responses—not a discovery, but a collective performance.”
Realitology by Dumu The Void April 4, 2026
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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