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realisologist 

A practitioner of 'realisology'. A person who takes thoughts and makes them into a physical entity, a person who makes thoughts real.
Bert the caveman was the first realisologist, he made the thoughts that he had of something and took action by bringing them together into the real world and made the very first wheel.
realisologist by MrPwrites February 26, 2015

Realitology

The study of reality as a social construction, examined through the lenses of cognitive realism, cognitive relativism, and cognitive determinism. Realitology asks: how do human minds, cultures, and institutions collectively produce what feels like 'the real'? It draws on cognitive science, sociology of knowledge, and philosophy to explore how perception is shaped by categories, how communities construct shared worlds, and how those worlds constrain what can be thought or done. Realitology doesn't deny an external world; it insists that our access to it is always mediated, and that different realities can coexist—not all equally valid, but all constructed.
Example: “His realitology work showed that 'the economy' is not a thing but a set of measurements, models, and narratives—real in effect, but constructed nonetheless.”

Realitology

The study of reality itself using the Kremlinological method—treating “reality” not as a given but as a contested construct produced by institutions, media, and power. Realitologists analyze what is presented as “common sense,” what is labeled “conspiracy theory,” and what is simply ignored, inferring the hidden mechanisms that define the real for a society. Like Sovietologists parsing Pravda for clues about crop failures, realitologists parse official statements, scientific consensus documents, and social media trend lines to map how reality is manufactured and challenged. The field is crucial for understanding propaganda, disinformation, and the breakdown of shared reality in polarized societies.
Example: "Her realitology research traced how a false rumor about election fraud became ‘real’ for millions—not through evidence, but through repetition by trusted influencers and the strategic absence of correction."
Realitology by Abzugal April 2, 2026

Realitology

The study of “reality” using Sovietology/Kremlinology methods: analyzing how what counts as real is socially constructed, institutionally maintained, and rhetorically deployed. Realitology treats reality not as a brute given but as a dynamic achievement—something that is constantly negotiated, enforced, and contested. It examines how scientific facts are stabilized, how social realities (money, nations, gender) are maintained, and how claims to “realism” are used to foreclose alternatives. By treating reality as a process rather than a foundation, realitology opens space for asking: what realities are possible, and who gets to decide?
Example: “His realitology work traced how the ‘reality’ of economic recession was constructed through statistical models, media narratives, and policy responses—not a discovery, but a collective performance.”
Realitology by Dumu The Void April 4, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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