A documentary-style tv show on HBO that covers topics like sex toys, brothels, swingers, drag queens, the porn industry, and sex shows. Don't let the documentary aspect of the show fool you, its basically just porn.
I learned how to give a good blow job on Real Sex last night, and then I got really turned on when they had a big segment about strip clubs.
This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.
Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.