real playa 

noun used to differentiate those who 'can' from those who 'can't'.

People who say James Bond is gay just wish he wuz. Nigga's a real playa fosho!

real playa by venusflytrap January 15, 2005

Play real 

When someone is messing around in a situation and you want them to be serious you'd say 'play real' as in let's be serious now.

Can you just play real?

Play real by Lou12345 July 19, 2016

gnar gnar for real real no play play

Used when hearing something such as a story or some news to show that it is awesome and that you are not kidding.
Extended version of gnar gnar for real real.
English translation: Its awesome, for real. I'm not kidding.

Guy 1: Yo, check this out!
Guy 2: Dude! gnar gnar for real real no play play!

gnar gnar for real real no play play by gnar gnar for real real January 31, 2009

for real real not for play play 

pertaining to a subject that one insists is indeed fact and not fiction.

Becky is pregnant for real real not for play play.

Since the speaker has added this expression, the listener can not mistake that Becky is pregnant because only by lying about her pregnancy would the statement be considered play play. Since Becky really is pregnant, this is for real real and can not be a lie or joke.

for real real not for play play by truthseekre July 24, 2009

realplayer

the most annoying internet media player. from the installation to using it, users will be greeted with various ads such as upgrading and some aol shits. this fucking media player loads and closes as quick as a snail, and each action is associated with an ad.

fuck man real player even creates a separate process just to display fucking ads.

realplayer by no one August 7, 2004

RealPlayer

*BUFFERING*

Hmm . . . I guess I'll watch this movie trailer on RealPl--BUFFERING

"RealPlayer sucks"

RealPlayer by themanwhowatches August 21, 2009

realplayer

The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.

I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.

realplayer by Cloud May 18, 2004