That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
"Buffering . . . "
by mikeschneider May 17, 2006
The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.
(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...
by Appelby October 20, 2009
Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".
by KrrazyM July 12, 2005
the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.
by /chris-correia/ February 17, 2009
by buddy April 9, 2004
1) Freezing mid thrust during rough or angry sex.
2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"
by Reddit Thief September 30, 2010
Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.
by Little Face December 11, 2014