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When one succumbs to the ultimate epitome of stupid or annoying comments/suggestions and they require the comment, "Real Gay," to be thrown at them. Or when a group of men travel to La Follete, Tennessee to Norris Lake.

Note: Does not pertain to homosexuality.

"My mom is making me paint easter eggs with her... I'm 18."
"Real gay"

real gay by Willy Humke May 17, 2006

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Real Gay Shit (RGS)

RGS (Real Gay Shit) - When you not exactly gay and you do what the fuck you want to - to a certain degree - you put in work if you can, you tell people fuck off who want your head, and your a gay outlaw. - - Found

That nigga still living that's real gay shit (RGS).

Real Gay Shit (RGS) by ThatFoundNigga October 19, 2014

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Real gay hours

The hours of 3-4 AM when you’re conversing with you s/o of the same sex, and you just feel so gay in the moment and you feel so in love and you feel like nothing can stop you.

S/o1: God i love you so much, i dont know what’d i do without you.

S/O2: me too! Y’know, i just realized its Real gay hours

Real gay hours by __jaybird June 12, 2019

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The Real Gay Master

Obviously me

“Omfg Razz is the real gay master!”
“iKr”

The Real Gay Master by the-gay-one January 11, 2019

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marauders_are_real_gay

Very very cool person

marauders_are_real_gay Is a very cool person

marauders_are_real_gay by Zelian November 1, 2021

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ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

ur gay in real life by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

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gay be real

a footballer who pullls baree tingaa

friend 1: *plays football and pulls tings*
friend 2: ayy ur a gay be real

smd

gay be real by ur daddy sugar June 16, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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