razor piss

Painful male urination brought on by too much recent sex and alcohol.

Oh man, I stood in front of the toilet for 20 minutes trying to get my dick to bend down enough to piss. And when I did it was a RAZOR PISS!

by Ectomorph January 12, 2009

pissing razor blades

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.

1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

by N Alleem April 24, 2007

feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Raquelle Razorkiss

Partner of Trixie Nightshock and only comes out when united with her. Alter ego of Satan. Streetwalker and Prostitute of Leland. Known to stuff her wife's hooker heels with socks in order to wear them around town.

Person 1:"Deyum, that hoe be short, sweet, and fresh to deaf."

Person 2: "Oh, that's just Raquelle Razorkiss."

or

"Quit dancing like that, you look like Raquelle Razorkiss."

by itsFlossy October 30, 2008

razorspiss

a bit concerning but very funny
he has a piss kink 🤣🤣

“do you wanna see a polish dora?”
*shows razorspiss*

by seggsymilfgf April 17, 2021