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razor blades 

The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son
Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift"
Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"
razor blades by dividius June 1, 2011

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

Shitting Razor Blades 

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food
"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades
Shitting Razor Blades by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades 

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

pissing razor blades 

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.
1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

feels like im pissing razor blades 

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.
Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.