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raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!
by Wordsemup May 26, 2017
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