Rationing

Giving every person a fixed official amount of certain sorts of food, fuel or clothing, when they are in short supply.

In times of war, people need rationing.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

rationing

Witholding as a means of manipulation, especially sex.

Bitches be rationing out the pussy.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

pussy rationing

Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.

Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?

"she got best pussy ever"

Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.

by d1rdyd December 18, 2010

Cum Rationing

When a man does not release all his semen in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night.

Dakota, cum rationing does not allow you to have sex 7 times in a night.

by Swag Chair February 9, 2015

Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

It's raining cats and dogs

It's raining very hard

It's raining cats and dogs outside right now

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

raining cocks

same thing as a sausagefest, but this term has not yet been overused. plus, the imagery is much more powerful.

i didn't even want to get into the party anyway, i heard it was raining cocks in there.

by dojoshodj1 April 28, 2009