It's more fun than the Republican
party and more socially-acceptable than the NeoNazi
party. It can just sort of replace the Liberal parties because its pretty much the same thing, except with socialized ecstacy instead of socialized medicine.
The Ravist
Party'
s color is neon. Our nominee for the next presidential election is Kurt Cobaine. It doesn'
t matter that he's dead, it just means that congress will have more power than the president. Now sit back and imagine a session of Ravist congress.
Every
day will be like Fourth of July except with LSD and glowsticks instead of fireworks and barbeques. Electronic and House music will instantly become patriotic. We can ammend the constitution with a glow-in-the-dark
pen to make President's Day one big dance
party. And elections will take place on top of parking garages in Old Town and will be photographed from every 'artistic' angle.