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Rape pants 

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.
Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.

ravepants 

A person that dresses in flourescent yellow and goes raving a lot.
ravepants by Rave July 21, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012