randomed

an unfair and fixed occurence,

super smash bros melee: roy charges up his smash and releases his attack, just before a bom-omb appears in front of him, he must follow thru, smashes the bom and dies:

u got freaken RANDOMED!!

by nerdatron5000 October 25, 2007

randomed

when ant mele dies in cs this is the excuses he makes

"he couldn't have killed me, it was random jobber luck"

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

randomefilms

A narcissistic YouTube star who revels in the smallest amount of glory. You can identify him by his propensity to steal the ideas of others, as well as rampant e-begging for causes of questionable legitimacy.

"Have you seen the new video from randomefilms?"

"No, how much is he asking for today?"

by twilight4everxoxo January 10, 2009

Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009

Randomer

A stranger/unknown person. Usually a friend of a friend.

"Who are those randomers over there?"

-Q. "Do you need a lift to the party tonight"

-A. "Yeah, can I bring a randomer along too?"

by xLx July 24, 2004

Randomidous

(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.

(Randomidous is always capitalized)

Girl1: My homie always tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.

by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.

My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.

by Blue Jack May 4, 2009