Randomence

Randomence : The quality of inscrutable pattern and structure of the two or more events happening at the same time by moment or chance

“Through Randomence, the echoes of past choices align with the present in ways both inscrutable and inevitable.”

by CondoneCon February 23, 2025

Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009

Randometer

A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.

Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.

by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009

Randomuence

A coincidence that is random. A random coincidence.

When you are talking with someone about experiencea and there are some coincidences that seem very random. That was a random coincidence, or a randomuence.

by J_Vermeulen May 23, 2025

randomneseianese

Some random Norwegian fella on the internet who we all love but can be pepega af

Who the heck uses this in a sentence, randomneseianese.

by Middy Noight July 17, 2019

Randomnecity

State of being where nothing matches but it's all Coincide

This tweaker work bench is full of randomnecity.

by Exeter0188 December 30, 2023