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Dark Ramen 

When you are giving oral to someone with pubes and you get a little in your mouth.
"Damn girl, shave ya nasty ass, I don't wanna taste any of that dark ramen."
Dark Ramen by DarkRamen69 January 4, 2018
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Ramen's Revenge 

The painful shitting that occurs after one consumes several packs of Ramen Noodles. Which also include drinking the flavored run off after eating all the noodles (tends to make toilet water very greasy).
Yo I cant go to the party 2nite, my stomach is really fucked up..
>> What the hell did u eat?
I had like 4 packs of Ramen Noodles and now Im feeling constipated with diarrhea.
>>Ramen's Revenge strikes again.
Ramen's Revenge by BLACKB0MBER January 26, 2009

floor ramen 

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.
"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."
floor ramen by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013

ramen guy 

The strongest character in naruto. In fact he was going to be hokage but he graciously gave the position to naruto because he knew naruto wanted to be hokage.
That guy is so strong he must be a ramen guy
ramen guy by RamenGuyIsBestGirl November 3, 2018
The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.
Ramen by Rie November 11, 2003
food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.
Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.
Ramen by mephisto June 3, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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