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FUCKING DECLAN THE PRUNE HEAD

HES A FUCKING DEMENTED PRUNE HEAD RAISEN DICK

raisen dick by JONOOOOO August 8, 2015

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raisin dick

when a girl sucks on your dick so long, that your penis gets wrinkly like a raisin.

This girl sucked on my dick so long I got raisin dick!

raisin dick by vail333 December 9, 2008

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Raisin Dick

When fucking a girl lasts so long you get a California Raisin Dick.

"Dude, then she clamped down on my dick with her Chinese dick trap until I had raisin dick"

Raisin Dick by ColMustard January 10, 2014

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Raisin dick syndrome

The point where masturbation has made your dick look like a raisin

I heard Vincent has raisin dick syndrome

Raisin dick syndrome by Egg boy August 29, 2017

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raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.

raisin dick by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017

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Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

Raisin dick by Bbosh April 2, 2017

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Dick Raisin

A particle of poo that gets stuck in your pee hole after having anal sex. It resembles a raisin and it's stuck in your dick, hence the name.

I tried to take a piss last night after I fucked Cassandra in the ass but my pee hole was blocked by dastardly dick raisin.

Dick Raisin by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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