Thestankterpuss's definitions

Dick Raisin

A particle of poo that gets stuck in your pee hole after having anal sex. It resembles a raisin and it's stuck in your dick, hence the name.

I tried to take a piss last night after I fucked Cassandra in the ass but my pee hole was blocked by dastardly dick raisin.

by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016

Buttcrickle

When you sit on thorns with your asshole spread.

I sat on some thorns, was a proper buttcrickle.

by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016