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Whenever someone replies to a cannabis related post about stoners being "fucking useless".
Person 1: Did you see that fat prick reply to my post about me huffing bong water in my mom's basement every morning?

Person 2: No, why what did he say?

Person 1: Ugly twat called me a "useless fucking stoner".

Person 2: Haha, must have been Raines
Raines by It's Dick September 26, 2021
The guy with the highest body count at UF. Probably had sex with your girlfriend / lover. Fucks so good even your grandma knows. Sexy voice with a fat cock, what more could you ask for.
Raines what music did you make today?
Some shit about a cute blonde girl
Raines by little baby lover November 25, 2021

Raines Shuffle 

Dude, I think Jeremy is in the bathroom doing the Raines Shuffle.
Raines Shuffle by Carandil June 10, 2010

Audrey Raines

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.
See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.

barrett raines 

a hot sexy latina. loves cats and has a MASSIVE ass. extremely fast cross country runner and pulls ALL the sexy women.
"...did you see barrett raines' ass?"
"Yeah. IT WAS A WATERMELON"
barrett raines by ilovecats69_420 December 28, 2022

Jake Raines 

Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.
1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?

2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.

1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?

2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!
Jake Raines by drumstyx March 30, 2023