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Whenever someone replies to a cannabis related post about stoners being "fucking useless".
Person 1: Did you see that fat prick reply to my post about me huffing bong water in my mom's basement every morning?

Person 2: No, why what did he say?

Person 1: Ugly twat called me a "useless fucking stoner".

Person 2: Haha, must have been Raines
Raines by It's Dick September 26, 2021
The guy with the highest body count at UF. Probably had sex with your girlfriend / lover. Fucks so good even your grandma knows. Sexy voice with a fat cock, what more could you ask for.
Raines what music did you make today?
“Some shit about a cute blonde girl”
Raines by little baby lover November 25, 2021

Raines Shuffle 

Masterbating while playing pokemon and taking a dump.
Dude, I think Jeremy is in the bathroom doing the Raines Shuffle.
Raines Shuffle by Carandil June 10, 2010

Audrey Raines

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.
See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.

barrett raines 

a hot sexy latina. loves cats and has a MASSIVE ass. extremely fast cross country runner and pulls ALL the sexy women.
"...did you see barrett raines' ass?"
"Yeah. IT WAS A WATERMELON"
barrett raines by ilovecats69_420 December 28, 2022

Jake Raines 

Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.
1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?

2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.

1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?

2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!
Jake Raines by drumstyx March 30, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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