raincoater

(n) One with rather extreme sexual tastes. The origin is from dirty old
men who wear large trenchcoats with nothing underneath to adult theatres.
The idea is that they can discreetly play with themselves during the movie.
(adj) Something suitable for raincoaters.

1. Raincoaters will love this new Gonzo movie.
2. This Gonzo movie is certainly raincoater material.

by keyshaw May 11, 2004

raincoat

another way to say a condom

"If you're wearing a raincoat get wet motherfucker GET WET!"
"Wearing a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat"

by OGJizzy January 11, 2009

Colorado Raincoat

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.

"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

raincoat

A condom, derived from "keeping out the rain" or "keepin my dick dry out of the rain"

Yo bitch that ho sure is dirty, remember your raincoat!

by DIM January 24, 2003

Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Guatamalen Raincoat

A poor substitute for a raincoat or poncho. Often paper grocery bags or plastic garbage bags.

Did you see that homeless woman with the paper bags on?

Yeah dude she has a total Guatamalen Raincoat going on.

by Harry Botter July 8, 2012

Rainwater

When someone jacks off to much and their cum starts to look like and come out like Rainwater.

"Bro I have Rainwater!"
"AHA FAG!"

by wannaplay June 17, 2009