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qzsecftbhumko.; 

You have surpassed every humanly possible level of boredom, why have you typed this. To reach this point, you have to type the first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth characters on the bottom and top rows of the keyboard, top to bottom left to right. After each first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth letter you type the second, fourth, sixth, eighth, and tenth letters of the middle row in between each character increment.
"Why has this person typed qzsecftbhumko.;?" Alex said
"He was simply bored beyond any other human's feasible imagination." John replied
qzsecftbhumko.; by qzsecftbhumko.; November 30, 2020

qzsecftbhumkoawxdrvgynjilp 

The last destination, ultimate yet not infinite point of boredom, you really had nothing else to do, had to find this one, last word composed of all letters on your keyboard, and did, skipping each next letter in a matter of top to bottom, left to right, and got this almost ultimate word.. qzsecftbhumkoawxdrvgynjilp.
When one can't accept theres definition for every combination, he tries one more, and finds: qzsecftbhumkoawxdrvgynjilp

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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