You have surpassed every humanly possible level of
boredom, why have you typed this. To reach this point, you have to
type the first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth characters on the
bottom and top rows of the keyboard, top to bottom left to right. After each first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth letter you type the second, fourth, sixth, eighth, and tenth letters of the middle row in between each character increment.
"Why has this
person typed qzsecftbhumko.;?" Alex
said
"He was simply bored beyond any other
human's feasible imagination." John replied