You have surpassed every humanly possible level of
boredom, why have you typed this. To reach this point, you have to
type the first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth characters on the bottom and top rows of the keyboard, top to bottom left to right. After each first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth letter you
type the second, fourth, sixth, eighth, and tenth letters of the middle row in between each character increment.