You have surpassed every humanly possible level of
boredom, why have you typed this. To reach this point, you have to type the first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth characters on the
bottom and top rows of the keyboard, top to bottom left to
right. After each first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth letter you type the second, fourth, sixth, eighth, and tenth letters of the middle row in between each character increment.