qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjiklop

When you are so incredibly bored that you brain has literally drained out your head and you basically a zombie

Her: How are you doing?
Me: qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjiklop
Her: I'll go get you a coffee

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjiklop by Yabbster February 9, 2020

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp 

your boredom has consumed your life, and you decided to type this.
this is one of the rarest forms of random keyboard patterns, and the person reading this should know....

that they are truly special for having found this

person1: 'hey, have you tried typing qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp?'
person2: *kneels in front of you* 'you truly are a god'
person1: *wakes up from his dream* TwT

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp by P 0 G G E R S June 1, 2021

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp 

No! Stop! This isn't possible! Stop travelling to the 7th dimension!

Me: qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp.
Others: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp by ._. :| .-. |: February 10, 2022

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjkiolp 

You are much past regular boredom. In an attempt to find an undefined series of keystrokes in UD, you found yourself here.

This phrase is a close relative to qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, in which you go from top to bottom to middle, but instead every iteration is reversed. After top, bottom middle, you do bottom top middle, and so on.
This level of boredom is past the 13th dimension of boredom, and somehow its a bit funny.

Person: qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjkiolp
Other Person: you've gone beyond mad.

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjkiolp by xIcee November 1, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016