qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjkiolp

You are much past regular boredom. In an attempt to find an undefined series of keystrokes in UD, you found yourself here.

This phrase is a close relative to qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, in which you go from top to bottom to middle, but instead every iteration is reversed. After top, bottom middle, you do bottom top middle, and so on.
This level of boredom is past the 13th dimension of boredom, and somehow its a bit funny.

Person: qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjkiolp
Other Person: you've gone beyond mad.

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjkiolp by xIcee November 1, 2022

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qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp

your boredom has consumed your life, and you decided to type this.
this is one of the rarest forms of random keyboard patterns, and the person reading this should know....

that they are truly special for having found this

person1: 'hey, have you tried typing qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp?'
person2: *kneels in front of you* 'you truly are a god'
person1: *wakes up from his dream* TwT

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp by P 0 G G E R S June 1, 2021

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qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjiklop

When you are so incredibly bored that you brain has literally drained out your head and you basically a zombie

Her: How are you doing?
Me: qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjiklop
Her: I'll go get you a coffee

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjiklop by Yabbster February 9, 2020

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qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp

No! Stop! This isn't possible! Stop travelling to the 7th dimension!

Me: qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp.
Others: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

qzaxwsecdvrftbgnyhumjikolp by ._. :| .-. |: February 10, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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