A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.
by Mister Dayle August 27, 2007
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by Jimmy Saville November 28, 2003
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Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.
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by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
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by KennyF August 29, 2005
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by The_Champions January 25, 2011
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Boss: Jenkins. You're late, again.
Me: I'm sorry Sir, I had to have a qump.
Boss: Ahh, very well then. Lets begin today's meeting...
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Boss: Ahh, very well then. Lets begin today's meeting...
by Jefferson Jenkins Jnr. August 16, 2011
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