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qwinking weans to wank with guacamole, slightly lumpy but does the trick:P.
it can also mean a quick wink, but thats not as fruity as the other version:P.
oh, wot was that sound, were you cleaning your trousers with guacamole of quinking?
qwinkin by mike mathews January 18, 2005
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Qwonking 

Going into random World of Warcraft servers and VRChat lobbies and telling people to “Qwonk my bush”. This originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft servers are now filled with people asking others to "Qwonk me daddy".
Person 1: Let's go Qwonking!

Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!

Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
Qwonking by Lipcose July 13, 2018
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That one kid in class thats the fucking gayest person you'll know, misjudged but can fuck you up.
Kid 1: "have you seen Qwintin?"
Kid 2: "isn't he the one who dented the metal fence?"
Kid 1: "yeah, i heard if you make one wrong slip, you're dead."
Kid 2: "well guess im going to hide now"
qwintin by Extra Anonymous November 30, 2018
quinkin'...is where you think of the most random sentence in your head, its purpose is to get people really confused for laughs...
quinkin' by shodeed May 5, 2011

Qwintintify 

To explain a certain occurrence
He could not qwintintify his actions at the party
Qwintintify by Yungandhot December 2, 2021
The one kid that's misjudged but can fuck you up.
Kid 1: "have you seen how skinny Qwintin is?"
Kid 2: "yeah, i wonder how he dented a metal fence."
Kid 3, interrupting their conversation: "isn't he gay as well?
Kid 1: "yeah, i think so."
qwintin by Extra Anonymous November 30, 2018

Qwinki Dink 

A situation that is interesting or could be a coincidence.
Ex: “Oh it’s a real qwinki dink to see you here!”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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