Qwheels - A mix of queer and wheels. Generally referring to males hitting on other males in an attempt to get some. Invented by Kyle Newman to describe the gayness of others in contrast to his masculinity.
"Man stop using the qwheels"
"But he's a good looking guy... no homo"
-shakes head in sadness-
You are now at the next level of being bored. It all started with you typing in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, and then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, until finally you found yourself on a soul-consuming quest to find an arrangement on your keyboard that was original. You have come very far on your journey, and probably have an F on your book report by now, but whatever it counts for, I'm proud of you. You have gone to a new level of creative stupidity by typing on the keyboard in a "two steps forward one step back pattern" which is probably an accurate description of how your grades will be now that you tanked the aforementioned book report.
Dave had given up his education in exchange for a lifelong goal to find a new arrangement on his keyboard that hadn't been found before. He had tried almost everything that he could think of, but then a thought hit him! What about qwqeretytuiuopoasadfdghgjkjlzlxcxvbvnmn? His heart racing, he typed it in, only to find that he had been beaten to the mark. Better luck next time, Dave!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*