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When your friend is messed up and him/her keeps hitting the letter next to the desired one on the keyboard.
Dude are you drunk you sure are qwhereing
qwhere by Conservative libral July 27, 2015
Words you can keep
Qwheels - A mix of queer and wheels. Generally referring to males hitting on other males in an attempt to get some. Invented by Kyle Newman to describe the gayness of others in contrast to his masculinity.
"Man stop using the qwheels"
"But he's a good looking guy... no homo"
-shakes head in sadness-
A way to symbolize intense zealous bliss, enthrallment, or exhilaration.
'qwhee!' Exclaimed John as he was given a free slice of pie.
qwhee by Satans Blob January 18, 2005

qwqeretytuiuopoasadfdghgjkjlzlxcxvbvnmn

You are now at the next level of being bored. It all started with you typing in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, and then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, until finally you found yourself on a soul-consuming quest to find an arrangement on your keyboard that was original. You have come very far on your journey, and probably have an F on your book report by now, but whatever it counts for, I'm proud of you. You have gone to a new level of creative stupidity by typing on the keyboard in a "two steps forward one step back pattern" which is probably an accurate description of how your grades will be now that you tanked the aforementioned book report.
Dave had given up his education in exchange for a lifelong goal to find a new arrangement on his keyboard that hadn't been found before. He had tried almost everything that he could think of, but then a thought hit him! What about qwqeretytuiuopoasadfdghgjkjlzlxcxvbvnmn? His heart racing, he typed it in, only to find that he had been beaten to the mark. Better luck next time, Dave!
Fancy way to say whore
Martha was hoeing down mad hard last night. Shes such a Qwhore
Qwhore by Leiyla_prop April 3, 2017

qwweretyyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

this is what happens when you type qwertyuiopasdfhjklzxcvbnm wrong
"I'm bored, so I'm going to mindlessly search this up and see the results."
*qwweretyyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*

qwerebait 

a faggot, loser, nerd, bitch, asshole, trenton, etc.
Trenton is a qwerebait
qwerebait by qsxdrfgter October 1, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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