quort

when you're cute but need to be quiet

be quort bela

quort by cvpidyoshi May 1, 2020

quarter cup 

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

quarter cup by Q-Cup November 30, 2013

quarter of deuce 

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

quarter of deuce by picc285 September 9, 2019

qortuun 

A word referring people who overreact for a small matter.

A: I told her that she is pretty, but she just blocked me for that!
B: OMG! She's such a qortuun!

qortuun by Maggie JT February 4, 2023

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).

(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.

quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019