totallynotchris's definitions

Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.

BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010

Heel Clipping

The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.

*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Demoused

When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.

"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"

by totallynotchris May 5, 2010

Clusterfuckle

A gathering of retards or fuckheads

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.

by totallynotchris June 28, 2010

A Crunch

A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.

Nick: Oh God...

Justin: What?

Nick: I feel it coming...

Justin: What?

Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!

Justin: Over there...why?

Nick: It's coming!

Justin: What's coming?!

Nick: A CRUNCH!

by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010