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A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010
Get the A Crunch mug.A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.
Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
by totallynotchris March 27, 2010
Get the Crunch Time mug.A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
by totallynotchris March 28, 2010
Get the Mini Crunch mug.An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.
Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.
by totallynotchris April 2, 2010
Get the Speaking License mug.When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Get the Quotedate mug.The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.
*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Get the Heel Clipping mug.The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
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