A G.O.A.T of G.O.A.Ts he can light up any room he is in. He usually gets the party started the right way. He doesn’t mind being the center of attention and he also doesn’t mind stepping back and letting someone else shine. Quinterrius is a genuine person and loves to listen and give advice.
Go tell Quinterrius he will give you some great advice
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).