quimbeldon

A sport in which no one cares what the score is they just want to watch the babes jiggle!

wimbeldon, more like quimbeldon with babes like that running around.

by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008

quimbledon final

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

by jojolechic June 9, 2009

quimbledon

something that is extremely tight.

"you got a new car? thats quimbledon
right there."

by Gunchrote September 9, 2006

Quimbelina

A clever and cunning pun on the title of a Hans Christian Anderson book called Thumbelina. Used when making reference to a muff diver.

jesus look at the state of that Quimbelina, she's not the pretty type, like lindsay Lohan

by mr_soft July 9, 2010